The Ballad of Lihb
A man named Lihb sat at a table in a Spartan room and pondered about love. "What is the point of this?" he thought, "I love her, but she's so flippy floppy." The girl of Lihb's fancy was a very pretty, loving, and kind woman named Behitchit, one could say there were many things wrong with her, but primarily she just couldn't stick, she spent her life hopping from man to man, with two or more in between. Now that she's an adult, she has narrowed her options between two men, one whom she's dated for nine moons, and the other she's fancied for eight. Poor Lihb is the latter, lonely and confused, he doesn't know how his current predicament came to be, yet he continues pondering... "Why whould she tell me she loves me, then the next night go right back to him? If any sense is to be made out of this woman its past me, but oh I love her so... At night those wonderful things we do, so close and affectionate.. Then in the morning s...